Wow, I’m sure glad we’ve been fighting this “war on terrorism” for the last four yaers. We’ve given those terrorits what-for, haven’t we? I feel much safer now. They wouldn’t dare attack us or our allies after the way we invaded Iraq and captured that Saddam guy who masterminded 9/11, right? I mean, c’mon, that was clearly the best course of action we could have taken to curb the threat of terrorism, and it’s obviously working wonderfully.
Thanks, Mr. President!