Do or Do Not.

Snape of Deadwood

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Ben: so far, i’m doing a pretty good job of not picturing the actors when i read the books [the Harry Potter books, which Ben has only recently begun reading]

Allen: That’s difficult. It’s commendable you’re holding out. :)

Ben: alan rickman is tough to displace

Ben: though if i try really hard to forget he’s involved, then in my head snape looks an awful lot like doc cochran :-)

Allen: Now THAT would’ve been some casting.

Allen: Damn them and their British bias!

Allen: So does Snape sound like Doc Cochran when you read? “Harry F!%ing Potter, you co%&!@&er, who the f&!k do you think you are?”

Ben: lol

Ben: great, now i have an image of him mixing up anti-crotchrot potions for all the school whores

Written by Allen

July 30th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

Posted in Books,Pop Culture,TV

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  1. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a lesion in your goddamned head, and that’s what’s givin you the seizures and generatin your chats with goddamn Dumbledore. No goddamn offense intended.


    30 Jul 07 at 5:56 pm

  2. Oh, this could go on for a while.

    Swearengen: You can go now, brother.

    (He holds the pillow firmly in place while the preacher struggles gently)

    Swearengen (whispering): Avada kedavra…

    (The preacher is still)


    30 Jul 07 at 6:36 pm

  3. Man. That last comment just makes me want to see Ian McShane in Half-Blood Prince.

    Won’t someone please cast him? I’M TALKING TO YOU, DAVID YATES. Please let him play Rufus Scrimgeour, please?

    sigh I miss Al and E.B.


    30 Jul 07 at 8:38 pm

  4. Can’t…stop…

    (Swearengen appears, wearing flowing silvery robes and half-moon glasses)

    Swearengen (addressing the students): Meet at my place in two hours. We’re formin’ a fukkin’ Order of the Phoenix. Chocolate frogs and treacle tarts on the bar.


    30 Jul 07 at 9:49 pm

  5. Albus Swearengen, to Harry Bullock: Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.


    30 Jul 07 at 9:53 pm

  6. Harry Potter (upon catching the Golden Snitch): My broomstick masters bludgers and beaters with aplomb. Those that doubt me…burp slugs by choice.


    30 Jul 07 at 10:02 pm

  7. Albus Swearengen, to Harry Bullock (again): In life you have to do a lot of things you don’t fucking want to do. Many times, that’s what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another.


    30 Jul 07 at 10:04 pm

  8. Swearengen (over a prone Ron): Wave a penny under the Weasley’s nose. If they got living breath in them, brings them right around.


    30 Jul 07 at 10:11 pm

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